After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Water you doing, my friend?
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The weather outside is snow joke.
How Rudolf you to say that!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
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