This vacation has been sand-sational!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Variety is the ice of life.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Water you doing, my friend?
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
I like you a latte.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
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