Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Can I Alp you?
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