I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Don't even chai.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
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