I only have ice for you!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
It was mitten in the stars.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Water you doing, my friend?
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
That’s a-may-zing!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.