Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
The weather outside is snow joke.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
That was thaw-some!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
That’s a-may-zing!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
It was mitten in the stars.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Icy what you did there!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
We've reached the point of snow return.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?