Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
I like you a latte.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
After all is sled and done.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Water you doing, my friend?
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
We've reached the point of snow return.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
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