What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
That was thaw-some!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
After all is sled and done.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
I like you a latte.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
We've reached the point of snow return.
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