What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
We've reached the point of snow return.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
I'm acorn-y person.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
It was mitten in the stars.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
That was thaw-some!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Water you doing, my friend?
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.