What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
How Rudolf you to say that!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
The weather outside is snow joke.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
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