Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
It’s a winterful day!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
I like you a latte.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
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