What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
I beacha miss summer already!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Whatever coats your boat.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Icy what you did there!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
It’s a winterful day!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
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