It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
I'm acorn-y person.
It’s a winterful day!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
I only have ice for you!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
I like you a latte.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
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