What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Icy what you did there!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Whatever coats your boat.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Don't even chai.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
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