That’s a-may-zing!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Can I Alp you?
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Don't even chai.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
I beacha miss summer already!
I only have ice for you!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Whatever coats your boat.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
We've reached the point of snow return.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
It’s a winterful day!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
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