This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
That’s a-may-zing!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
It’s a winterful day!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Whatever coats your boat.
Don't even chai.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
It was mitten in the stars.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
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