I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
I only have ice for you!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
That was thaw-some!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
I like you a latte.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
How Rudolf you to say that!
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