What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Don't even chai.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Variety is the ice of life.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Whatever coats your boat.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Girls just wanna have sun!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
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