I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Variety is the ice of life.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
I only have ice for you!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
I'm acorn-y person.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
We've reached the point of snow return.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
It was mitten in the stars.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Water you doing, my friend?
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
After all is sled and done.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Fall is a-maize-ing.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
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