When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
I beacha miss summer already!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
I like you a latte.
It’s a winterful day!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Can I Alp you?
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
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