Fall is a-maize-ing.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
We've reached the point of snow return.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
It was mitten in the stars.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Girls just wanna have sun!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
That’s a-may-zing!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
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