Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
That was thaw-some!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
We've reached the point of snow return.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
It’s a winterful day!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
That’s a-may-zing!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
I like you a latte.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
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