It’s Fall coming back to me now.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Water you doing, my friend?
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
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