My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Icy what you did there!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
That was thaw-some!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
I only have ice for you!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
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