Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Girls just wanna have sun!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
I beacha miss summer already!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
That was thaw-some!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
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