For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Don't even chai.
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