Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Water you doing, my friend?
Summer went swimmingly this year.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Can I Alp you?
We've reached the point of snow return.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
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