What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Girls just wanna have sun!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
It was mitten in the stars.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
I'm acorn-y person.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
It’s a winterful day!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
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