Summer went swimmingly this year.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
How Rudolf you to say that!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Can I Alp you?
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Icy what you did there!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Skiing is believing!
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