The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Can I Alp you?
It was mitten in the stars.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Whatever coats your boat.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
That’s a-may-zing!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
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