Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Girls just wanna have sun!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I beacha miss summer already!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
We've reached the point of snow return.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
I only have ice for you!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Skiing is believing!
How Rudolf you to say that!
Icy what you did there!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
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