Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
The weather outside is snow joke.
That’s a-may-zing!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
It was mitten in the stars.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
I only have ice for you!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
I beacha miss summer already!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
I like you a latte.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Variety is the ice of life.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I'm acorn-y person.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
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