Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Can I Alp you?
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
It was mitten in the stars.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
I beacha miss summer already!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
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