What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
I'm acorn-y person.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
How Rudolf you to say that!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Variety is the ice of life.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
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