What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
After all is sled and done.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Water you doing, my friend?
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Hey summer, long time no sea!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
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