Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
After all is sled and done.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
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