September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I only have ice for you!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Whatever coats your boat.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
I'm acorn-y person.
I beacha miss summer already!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
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