The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Skiing is believing!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
That was thaw-some!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Can I Alp you?
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Girls just wanna have sun!
The weather outside is snow joke.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
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