‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
How Rudolf you to say that!
I'm acorn-y person.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
The weather outside is snow joke.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Water you doing, my friend?
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Whatever coats your boat.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
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