What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Girls just wanna have sun!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
After all is sled and done.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
I beacha miss summer already!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
It’s a winterful day!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Water you doing, my friend?
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
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