What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
That’s a-may-zing!
Don't even chai.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
I'm acorn-y person.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
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