What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
I like you a latte.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
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