Skiing is believing!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
We've reached the point of snow return.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
After all is sled and done.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
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