My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Icy what you did there!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Girls just wanna have sun!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
That was thaw-some!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
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