‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Icy what you did there!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
After all is sled and done.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Can I Alp you?
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Water you doing, my friend?
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
That’s a-may-zing!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
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