What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
That was thaw-some!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Can I Alp you?
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Whatever coats your boat.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Don't even chai.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
That’s a-may-zing!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Go to BabaMail
