The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
After all is sled and done.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
It was mitten in the stars.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
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