See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
I beacha miss summer already!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Water you doing, my friend?
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Hey summer, long time no sea!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
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