You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
I only have ice for you!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Can I Alp you?
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Don't even chai.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Variety is the ice of life.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
That was thaw-some!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
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