What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Icy what you did there!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
How Rudolf you to say that!
I only have ice for you!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
It’s a winterful day!
Water you doing, my friend?
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.