Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"
We had a lively debate in physics.
It was a conversation of energy.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.
My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.
What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.