Container Jokes

A Blonde at the Doctor's
A Blonde at the Doctor's A blonde woman came in for a routine physical at the doctor’s office. “There you go," said the nurse as she handed her a urine cup. “The bathroom is over there on your left. The doctor will see you in a few minutes.” A few minutes later the lady came out of the bathroom. She hands an empty container back to the nurse. With a relieved look on her face she says: "Thank you! But they had a toilet in there, so I didn’t need this after all.”
What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?
Pulp fiction.
Why is the pickle container always open?
Because it's ajar.
How do you know you are a Master Gardener?
There is a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter.
You would rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothing store.
You prefer gardening to watching television.
You plan vacation trips to arboretums and public parks.
Dirt under your fingernails and calloused palms are matters of pride.
Why did the scientist use a drink container to communicate with dolphins?
Because a bottle knows dolphin.
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