I love lamps.
They're so enlightening.
What did the lamp eat?
A light snack...
What did the lamps do after their date?
They got turned on.
I bought a lamp for my friend
To brighten their day
A burglar stole all my lamps.
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
Why did the lamps get arrested?
They were in some shady business
I'm thinking about writing a book about lamps. I think its a bright idea
What did the lamp say to the flickering candle?
"Do you want to go out sometime soon?"
My friend dragged me to a lecture about lamps. I though it would be boring but...
It was very illuminating.
I gave my wife a lamp for our anniversary.
Someone’s getting LED tonight.
I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.
After the first three, it was a D-light.
What did the sad lamp say when plugged in?
"I finally feel better now that I’ve got an emotional outlet."
I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though my wife says it's weird.
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.
That was the highlight of my day.
I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small lamp.
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
My friend asked me why I was wearing a lamp shade over my face.
I replied, "I am feeling light headed."
My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp.
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again
An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.
He said no, this is light.