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Roses are red Violets are blue Brown is the color Of elephant poo.
Roses aren’t red, Violets are gray, Ever since I looked at the sun, It's been a bad day.
There once was a lad from West Philly Who played basketball and got silly He fought with some brothers Which worried his mother Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy
There once was a [person] from [place] Whose [body part] was [special case]. When [event] would occur, It would cause [him or her] To violate [law of time/space]
There once was a colour named orange,
A tutor who taught on the flute, tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot or, to tutor two tooters to toot?"
There once was a poet named Bates Whose limericks were never that great His first lines weren't bad But the problem he had Was he always tried to fit way too many syllables in at the end.
An executive reckless and bitter Made a fool of himself via Twitter "Please stop!" they entreated But in answer he Tweeted "If I do they'll call me a quitter!"
There once was a man from Peru, his limericks always end on line two.
There was a young woman named Jenny Whose limericks were not worth a penny. Oh, the rhyme was all right, And the meter was tight, But whenever she tried to write any, She always wrote one line too many!
A man was once offended By a pun writing contest he entered He submitted ten Sure that one would win But alas no pun in ten did.
There was a young man from Lahore Whose limericks stopped at line four. When asked why this was, He responded, "Because."
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers but tonight you’ll get two.
Roses are red Violets are blue What I thought was vaseline Turned out to be glue!
Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you When I touch my weiner.
Roses are red Violets are blue I’m using my hand But I’m thinking of you.
Roses are red Violets are blue Rhyming is hard Like I am for you.
Roses are red Violets are blue I’ve got genital warts Soon you will too.
Roses are red Violets are violet You can be the cockpit And I’ll be the pilot.
Roses are red Violets are blue Porn hub is down Your wife’s facebook will do.
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
Roses are okay violets are fine. You be the 6 and I’ll be the 9.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Please keep your flowers, And your poems too.
Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large one, I’m not sharing with you.
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate poetry, But I am into you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m unoriginal, This is all I can do.
Roses are red, Foxes are clever, I like your butt, Can I touch it forever?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sorry to say, I’m not into you.