When you offered me love, I lepton it!
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"