What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.