The ad said "Free Violin", but there were strings attached...
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
I heard Placebo on the radio. I actually thought it was The Cure.
I used to think that all radios had antennae, then I realized it was a stereo type.
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks.
A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. “First offender?” the judge asked.
“No” she replied. “First a Gibson , then a Fender”.
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Knockmaninoff.
I bought my daughter into a radio...
She's not very e-static about it.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
I told the person who was playing my trumpet,
To stop pushing my buttons.
What instrument do English people play?
The Anglo-Saxophone!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
I always put my money in drums
Because it’s a sound investment.
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
Ba-dump-tss
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music.
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
What do you call a pianist who throws trash everywhere?
Litterachi.
Silent Violin for Sale
No strings attached.
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder in the high C’s.
Did you know Rolf Harris was a talented violinist as a child?
Yeah, he was a mean kiddie fiddler.
What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
What do you call a fishing boat with a great stereo?
bass boat.
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham.
What's the definition of a gentleman? One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?
Shreddar.
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
What do you call an annoying person who plays the trumpet?
A brasshole.
What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? King Kong is more sensitive.
Why can't guitars have fun with friends with benefits?
Because without strings attached they just can't play...
What happened when the guitars got in a fight?
They got in treble.
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as s*x cymbals.
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but I had to give it up. It was just one ting after another.
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