Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
I saw a Jazz band last night, but they really sucked...
They really saxophoned it in.
All stereos are so typical.
Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
What do you call a boy and girl playing blues music? The battle of the saxes.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
Ba-dum-tss
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him, "is that a Fret"?
What did the trumpet pharaoh do when his girlfriend told him to pull out?
Toot and come in.
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
What did the man do when he dropped his violin?
He quartet...
What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?
"It's more than a ceiling"
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