C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Hold it! We don't serve minors here."
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Pharaohsmith.
What do you call a fishing boat with a great stereo?
bass boat.
Why did the skeleton want to join band?
He wanted a trom-bone!
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
Why did the pianist quit playing the piano?
Bad Bach.
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks.
What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio? Cool Music
I was supposed to play the trumpet
But I blew it.
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
How do you trap a drum kit?
Use a snare
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?
For the lute.
Why did the pianist turn around on his way to the grocery store?
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
What's better than having roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ....
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Hg
A friend of mine told me he’d give me a radio that had no batteries. I think it’s a wind-up.
Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
What do you call a communist violin?
The second Fidel.
My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not.
Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
I should change my name to Billy and get a job as a radio show presenter.
Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.
I slapped my violin out of anger, then I got arrested for domestic violins.
What does a trumpet and a baseball have in common? People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
Why was the piano laughing?
Because I was tickling his ivories
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
The Who
I saw a Jazz band last night, but they really sucked...
They really saxophoned it in.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear.
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.
How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder in the high C’s.
What do you call an annoying person who plays the trumpet?
A brasshole.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyonce.
I really like guitars
They just strike a chord with me.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two...
The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
It was a vile inn.
My band only plays dog whistles.
You've probably never heard us.
Musicians?
Oh yeah, we think outside the Bach’s.
Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
To get away from the noise.
There was a fish who wanted to be a broadcaster...
Until he went on air.
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