Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
Why do dwarves live in mountains?
They dig it.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.