What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
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