Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.
What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
Mole-tiple choice
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
What are mammoles?
Four-legged ani-moles
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
Why was there only one Avogadro?
When they made him, they broke the moled.
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Mole-onucleosis
What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Marsh-mole-ows
How would you describe a stinky chemist?
Mole-odorous
What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
Mole-tiplication
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