Shell-abrate the good times!
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Wish upon a starfish.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
You mermake me happy.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Call me on the shellphone.
You really mermaid my day.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Long time no sea.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Seas the day!
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
You are shrimply the best!
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
We were mermaid for each other.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Fishing you a happy day.
You seem a little mer-mad.
You mermaid to go far.
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