What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
You really mermaid my day.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Wish upon a starfish.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Fishing you a happy day.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
You are shrimply the best!
Long time no sea.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
I think you're mer-mazing.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Don't fork-get your manners.
We were mermaid for each other.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
You mermake me happy.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
You mermaid to go far.
Call me on the shellphone.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Seas the day!
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.