Seas the day!
We were mermaid for each other.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Fishing you a happy day.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Long time no sea.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
You are shrimply the best!
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
You really mermaid my day.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Shell-abrate the good times!
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
You seem a little mer-mad.
You mermake me happy.
Call me on the shellphone.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Wish upon a starfish.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
You mermaid to go far.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
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