What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You really mermaid my day.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Seas the day!
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
You are shrimply the best!
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Wish upon a starfish.
You seem a little mer-mad.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Fishing you a happy day.
Call me on the shellphone.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
You mermaid to go far.
Don't fork-get your manners.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
We were mermaid for each other.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Long time no sea.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Shell-abrate the good times!
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
You mermake me happy.
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