Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
You seem a little mer-mad.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Shell-abrate the good times!
You really mermaid my day.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Fishing you a happy day.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
You mermake me happy.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
You are shrimply the best!
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
We were mermaid for each other.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Seas the day!
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Call me on the shellphone.
You mermaid to go far.
Long time no sea.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Wish upon a starfish.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.