For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Wish upon a starfish.
You mermaid to go far.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
Fishing you a happy day.
Long time no sea.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.