Got a puncture in my tyre the other day. Think it was at the fork in the road.
I said to her, are going to eat that whole plate of spaghetti??
She said: no, it's in pasta bowl
A tuning fork is, essentially, a pitch fork.
My son asked me where the pan was.
I told him, naturally, it went on a wok.
If you try to stretch a fork to see if it breaks...
Are you testing its utensil strength?
What do Santa’s elves cook with in the kitchen?
A u-tinsel.
Be careful what you say about those plates in the cabinet.
They're stacked.
Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
Which drawing utensil is the fastest?
The e-racer.
My friend just got 3 kittens named Spoon, Fork, and Knife. When I asked why those names, they smiled and said, "Isn't it obvious?"
"They're catlery"
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