Is plate throwing a trully Olympic sport?
Discuss.
I found my friend using a round-edged knife to cut his steak
it wasn't really sharp of him.
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
My friend just got 3 kittens named Spoon, Fork, and Knife. When I asked why those names, they smiled and said, "Isn't it obvious?"
"They're catlery"
Cube cheese is good, and slices are fine...
But personally I think shredded is grater.
My son asked me where the pan was.
I told him, naturally, it went on a wok.
Did you know cutlery scams require the most patience?
You've got to play the long prong.
The guests were already at the door and we realized we forgot to make dessert. As a last-minute resort, my wife took the skillet, spread some frosting on it and said,
"Pancake".
Cooking always puts my wife in a bad mood...
She beats the eggs and whips the cream.
I was looking forward to eat my rice bowl.
But my brother, like always, ate them. And now he's experiencing really bad headaches.
I guess it's because he has a history of having my-grains.
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