They were losing the battle, until they started chucking the tops of kitchen cupboards at the enemy.
It was a counter attack.
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
He was dragged down by a currant..
The barman in the pub looked over at me said, "Your glass is empty. Fancy another one?" "
Why would I want two empty glasses?" I asked
Why does the superhero shred his cheese?
For the grater good.
What do you call a very sad cup of coffee?
A depresso.
Asked my friend why a knife is his favourite utensil.
He said “a spoon and a fork just don’t cut it”.
Do you know why the boy didn't want to become a cheese slicer like his brother?
He wanted to become a grater man.
I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.
What did the astronaut see in his frying pan?
An Unidentified Frying Object.
I must say, my wife's cooking has really improved.
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
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