I forgot my fork so tried to eat my lunch with just a spoon. It was pointless.
I used to have an electric wok but I had to get rid of it
Wouldn’t run.
How do cups get their money?
They mug people.
What did the home owner say to the mug shot when he put it up on his wall
"You've been framed!"
I almost got into a fight with a bendy straw.
When I put it in my drink, it tried to flex on me.
Part of my alphabetised tea set recently got possessed by a demon.
I’m sure it’s saucer ‘E’.
I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.
All I had to do was wok in for my interview!
I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging.
Since then, my muggings have been far more successful.
My husband Ronnald asked me what do monkeys wear when cooking.
I said, "an aperon".
I was boiling vegetables in the saucepan the other day when my wife went to move it...
I said careful, it’s got a leek in it.
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