How is Europe like a frying pan?
It has Greece at the bottom.
I bought this strange novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms
My son asked me where the pan was.
I told him, naturally, it went on a wok.
Wife is frying a lot of mushrooms in a tiny pan.
Me: Doesn't look like you have mushroom left in there.
What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?
Japan.
Did you hear about the fellow who threw away his new iron skillet?
It smelt funny...
What's a chef's favourite drug?
Pot.
I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.
All I had to do was wok in for my interview!
What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow
A wun.
I used to have an electric wok but I had to get rid of it
Wouldn’t run.
I tried smoking pot once.
I choked on the handle.
My favorite restaurant started serving a superhero-themed skillet breakfast.
Turns out it was just The Flash in a pan.
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
The guests were already at the door and we realized we forgot to make dessert. As a last-minute resort, my wife took the skillet, spread some frosting on it and said,
"Pancake".
My girlfriend was arrested for assault using an iron skillet
We'll see how this pans out but I think she's fried.
My wife won a large ceramic pot
She definitely urned it.
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life.
"Can you help me get this pots and pans drawer in order? Something seems stuck here", My wife said one morning.
To which I said, "Sure honey, I hope this pans out"
I was boiling vegetables in the saucepan the other day when my wife went to move it...
I said careful, it’s got a leek in it.
What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle?
Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
What did the astronaut see in his frying pan?
An Unidentified Frying Object.
I decided to try growing pot...
So I buried a saucepan in my yard. I hear it takes no skillet all.
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
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