How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.