How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.