Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.