What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Just brew it!
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
You're the ruler of my heart.
Love at frost sight!
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
I think I found my perfect match
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Fir sure.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
"Having a good hare day."
Wear green, or leaf.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
"You can't beat me."
You’re my pot of gold.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
You’re brew-tiful!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Hold on for deer life.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You are un-beer-lievable!
I followed my heart to you.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
This is snow laughing matter!
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"No eggs-cuses."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
These decorations are tree-mendous.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
You're so clover!
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
It's lit.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
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