I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Wear green, or leaf.
You’re my soul Santa.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
I call the shots.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Get clover it, babe.
Snow on and snow forth.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Just brew it!
It’s snow joke.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I find you very a-peeling.
Don’t be elfish.
My love for you is like no otter.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Thank brew very much.
That look soots you.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
I dig you a hole lot.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Treat yo'elf.
I told you snow.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Up to snow good.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
I love you dairy much.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
"Just don't carrot all."
Best in snow.
You snow the drill.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Resting Grinch face.
As it snow happens.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Every piece of you is sweet.
"You're a real good egg."
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