Sleigh, what?!
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
You’re brew-tiful!
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Deja brew all over again.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
You shamrock my world.
"Happy eggster."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
It's ice to meet you.
You have a pizza my heart.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
I told you snow.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Don’t give into beer pressure.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Sips getting real.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
I find you very a-peeling.
I'm snow bored.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Who’s your paddy?
"You're a real good egg."
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
I have the final sleigh.
Just brew it!
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
You are un-beer-lievable!
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
I only have ice for you.
You raise the bar.
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