You are pitcher perfect.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Gold riddance.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
I'm Claus-trophobic.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Who’s your paddy?
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I fence-y you.
Treat yo'elf.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Make it rein.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Icy what you did there.
This is snow laughing matter!
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
It's ice to meet you.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I dig you a hole lot.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I followed my heart to you.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Irish you were beer.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I'm snow bored.
"Eggs love you."