You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
You are spud-tacular.
You snow the drill.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Treat yo'elf.
You raise the bar.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
It takes one to snow one.
"Just one hot chick."
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Icy what you did there.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
I have the final sleigh.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I’ll be there in a pinch.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Wear green, or leaf.
My love for you simply radiates.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
How rude-olf of you.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
You’re my pot of gold.
I love you meow and forever.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
I’ll never fir-get.
We have great chemis-tree.
"There's no bunny like you."
I'm pine-ing for you.
You shamrock my world.
You are un-beer-lievable!
"Happy eggster."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
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