What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
How rude-olf of you.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
“Feliz navi-dog!”
It's ice to meet you.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
You shamrock my world.
I'm the life of the paddy.
Best in snow.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Life is brew-tiful!
You’re brew-tiful!
Distill my beating heart.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Up to snow good.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
You’re my pot of gold.
Wear green, or leaf.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Deja brew all over again.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Burst into cheers!
Icy what you did there.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Let’s take an elfie.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
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