“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
He’s my pinch charming.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
I only have ice for you.
Beer-lieve it or not!
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Every piece of you is sweet.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
It takes one to snow one.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
My love for you is like no otter.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Look for a rainbow connection.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Take off all your cloves.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
I dig you a hole lot.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
It's ice to meet you.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
You're so clover!
Burst into cheers!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I loaf you.
I whale always love you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
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