"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
You’re my lucky charm.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
"Just one hot chick."
I’m fondue you.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Best in snow.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
We have great chemis-tree.
Yoda one for me!
I'm snow bored.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
She has high elf-esteem.
"Happy eggster."
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Birch, please.
Say it ain’t snow.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Beer-lieve it or not!
I wood never leaf you.
Resting Grinch face.
You’re my soul Santa.
Icy what you did there.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
That look soots you.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
He’s my pinch charming.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.