Best in snow.
"You crack me up."
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
We like to paddy.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
My love for you simply radiates.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
I only have ice for you.
"No eggs-cuses."
Rebel without a Claus.
You're acute Valentine.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
I’ll never fir-get.
"That's all, yolks."
"You can't beat me."
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Dublin’ the fun.
She has high elf-esteem.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Yule be sorry.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Snow thank you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Just brew it!
Yoda one for me!
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
I'm snow bored.
Icy what you did there.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Resting Grinch face.
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