"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
It takes one to snow one.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
My love for you is like no otter.
He’s my pinch charming.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
You’re brew-tiful!
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
That look soots you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I’ll never fir-get.
Fir sure.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
We have great chemis-tree.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
It's lit.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
He’s an elf-made man.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Say it ain’t snow.
You’re my pot of gold.
I love you dairy much.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Sleigh, what?!
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Love at frost sight!
I'm fondue you, it's true
We make a great pear
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Beer-lieve it or not!
I’m elf-taught.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
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