“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
I told you snow.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Shake your shamrocks.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Best in snow.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Believe in your elf.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Time to spruce things up.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
How rude-olf of you.
I only have ice for you.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I'm snow bored.
I whale always love you.
Say it ain’t snow.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Snow thank you.
Snow on and snow forth.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Who needs luck? I have charm.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Dublin’ the fun.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
I find you very a-peeling.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Some bunny loves you."
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Don’t be elfish.
Irish you luck.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Say it ain’t snow.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
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