Take off all your cloves.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
"Just don't carrot all."
She has high elf-esteem.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I sulfur when you argon.
"For peep's sake."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
You raise the bar.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Life is brew-tiful!
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Icy what you did there.
It takes one to snow one.
Look for a rainbow connection.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Up to snow good.
Sip, sip, horray!
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Get clover it, babe.
You’re my soul Santa.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Dublin over in laughter.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I “lub” you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
People are always after me lucky charms.
Sips getting real.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Fir sure.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Distill my beating heart.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”