You sleigh me.
"You crack me up."
Dublin over in laughter.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I “lub” you.
I'm snow bored.
Wear green, or leaf.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
We like to paddy.
Birch, please.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Don’t be elfish.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Gold riddance.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
People are always after me lucky charms.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Sips getting real.
"You make me egg-static."
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Get clover it, babe.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Icy what you did there.
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