"Just don't carrot all."
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
My love for you is like no otter.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Hold on for deer life.
I followed my heart to you.
As it snow happens.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
We like to paddy.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I find you very a-peeling.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I fence-y you.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
You are pitcher perfect.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I have the final sleigh.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
How rude-olf of you.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Snow thank you.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
"What an egg-citing day."
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
"Just one hot chick."
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I'm the life of the paddy.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
I whale always love you.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Love at frost sight!
"Having a good hare day."
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