Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Dublin’ the fun.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
You’re my soul Santa.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
The snuggle is real.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
You shamrock my world.
I love you meow and forever.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Get clover it, babe.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
I sulfur when you argon.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Cutest clover in the patch.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Your presents is requested.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
You are un-beer-lievable!
You have a pizza my heart.
I only have ice for you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Sleigh, what?!
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Don’t go bacon my heart.
"Eggs love you."
Wear green, or leaf.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
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