Dublin over in laughter.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I “lub” you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
People are always after me lucky charms.
Sips getting real.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Fir sure.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Distill my beating heart.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
"There's no bunny like you."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I only have ice for you.
I love you dairy much.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
You’re the queen of my heart.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
You snooze. You booze.
He’s an elf-made man.
Burst into cheers!
Gold riddance.
I think I found my perfect match
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
I love you meow and forever.
I only have ice for you.
Birch, please.
"You're a real good egg."
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
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