Dublin over in laughter.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Sleigh, what?!
Rebel without a Claus.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Up to snow good.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
You are un-beer-lievable!
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
I’m feelin’ pine.
You raise the bar.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Who’s your paddy?
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
We make a great pear
Don’t worry, beer happy.
It takes one to snow one.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Say it ain’t snow.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Your presents is requested.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
We have great chemis-tree.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
He’s my pinch charming.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Beer-lieve it or not!
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
I loaf you.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
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