We make a great pear
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
As it snow happens.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Sleigh, what?!
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Snow on and snow forth.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
I love you dairy much.
I’ll never fir-get.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I told you snow.
Best in snow.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I’m fondue you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Don’t be elfish.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Just brew it!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
"That's all, yolks."
The pint’s the limit.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
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