You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I think you’re dandelion.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
You’re my soul Santa.
I told you snow.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
It takes one to snow one.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Say it ain’t snow.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
I’m elf-taught.
My love for you simply radiates.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
I have the final sleigh.
Up to snow good.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Best in snow.
I love you dairy much.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Gold riddance.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
"You're a real good egg."
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
I’ll never fir-get.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
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