I'm the life of the paddy.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Gold riddance.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
"No eggs-cuses."
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Get clover it, babe.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
My love for you is like no otter.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
"Having a good hare day."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Burst into cheers!
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
You're so clover!
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I sulfur when you argon.
I'm snow bored.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
I wood never leaf you.
"Some bunny loves you."
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