Sleigh, what?!
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
I'm the life of the paddy.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You’re my lucky charm.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I only have ice for you.
I followed my heart to you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
You raise the bar.
Rebel without a Claus.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
It's lit.
I can heartly wait to see you.
You are spud-tacular.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
I love you dairy much.
"No eggs-cuses."
I'm pine-ing for you.
Irish you were beer.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Who’s your paddy?
Snow on and snow forth.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
I sulfur when you argon.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Love at frost sight!
"You crack me up."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
You sleigh me.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
"What an egg-citing day."
I’m feelin’ pine.
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