“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
"Eggs love you."
Icy what you did there.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Take off all your cloves.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
I’ll never fir-get.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
"Just one hot chick."
How rude-olf of you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
"No eggs-cuses."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Fir sure.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
I’m elf-taught.
I love you meow and forever.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
You raise the bar.
Snow thank you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
You're acute Valentine.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
You're so clover!
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Yule be sorry.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
I'm snow bored.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
I’m fondue you.
You shamrock my world.
Love at frost sight!
I find you very a-peeling.
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