I think you’re dandelion.
Irish you were beer.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Get clover it, babe.
As it snow happens.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Keep calm and leprech-on.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I followed my heart to you.
I'm the life of the paddy.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Dublin’ the fun.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Let’s take an elfie.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
"Some bunny loves you."
We’re in a-green-ment.
Fir sure.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
People are always after me lucky charms.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Just brew it!
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
You're so clover!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
"Happy eggster."
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