“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
I only have ice for you.
I’m fondue you.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Your presents is requested.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
I'm snow bored.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Dublin over in laughter.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
That look soots you.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
We make a great pear
You’re my lucky charm.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Fir sure.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
You are spud-tacular.
You snow the drill.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Treat yo'elf.
You raise the bar.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
It takes one to snow one.
"Just one hot chick."
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Icy what you did there.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
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