What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Gold riddance.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
Birch, please.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Having a good hare day."
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
I have the final sleigh.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
You’re my soul Santa.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
These decorations are tree-mendous.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
"Some bunny loves you."
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Best in snow.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
She has high elf-esteem.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Dublin over in laughter.
I'm snow bored.
You snow the drill.
I “lub” you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Treat yo'elf.
Look for a rainbow connection.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
"I whip my hare back and forth."
We’ve got serious chemistry.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
I can heartly wait to see you.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
You snooze. You booze.
Take off all your cloves.
"That's all, yolks."
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Deja brew all over again.
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