“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
You are spud-tacular.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Fir sure.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Yule be sorry.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
I'm snow bored.
I have the final sleigh.
Every piece of you is sweet.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Paddy like a rockstar.
I think you’re dandelion.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I “lub” you.
"You crack me up."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Up to snow good.
"You make me egg-static."
"That's all, yolks."
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Say it ain’t snow.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Look for a rainbow connection.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
People are always after me lucky charms.
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