The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Beer-lieve it or not!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Take off all your cloves.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Shake your shamrocks.
Life is brew-tiful!
The pint’s the limit.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
I call the shots.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Don’t be elfish.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Snow on and snow forth.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Rebel without a Claus.
You are spud-tacular.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
I fence-y you.
I’m elf-taught.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Yule be sorry.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
We like to paddy.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
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