Take off all your cloves.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Get clover it, babe.
It’s worth a shot.
Wear green, or leaf.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
The pint’s the limit.
It's ice to meet you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
You shamrock my world.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
You’re as sweet as Pi.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
He’s my pinch charming.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Treat yo'elf.
It's lit.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Who’s your paddy?
I only have ice for you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
You’re my soul Santa.
Snow on and snow forth.
You are pitcher perfect.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
"What an egg-citing day."
Don’t be elfish.
I “lub” you.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
As it snow happens.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Thank brew very much.
Yule be sorry.
I think I found my perfect match
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
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