You’re brew-tiful!
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
You shamrock my world.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Believe in your elf.
We make a great pear
Every piece of you is sweet.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
"You can't beat me."
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
"There's no bunny like you."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I'm the life of the paddy.
"Just one hot chick."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Say it ain’t snow.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
You are un-beer-lievable!
Don’t go bacon my heart.
We like to paddy.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I'm snow bored.
You snow the drill.
Thank brew very much.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
This is snow laughing matter!
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I loaf you.
Deja brew all over again.
You’re my pot of gold.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
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