“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
It’s snow joke.
I followed my heart to you.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Love at frost sight!
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
You're the ruler of my heart.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Best in snow.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I whale always love you.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
"You can't beat me."
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
It’s snow joke.
I loaf you.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Beer-lieve it or not!
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Dublin’ the fun.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Life is brew-tiful!
Take off all your cloves.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Irish you were beer.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
I love you dairy much.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
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