We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
"I'm eggs-hausted."
“Feliz navi-dog!”
You’re my pot of gold.
Let’s take an elfie.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Don’t be elfish.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"That's all, yolks."
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I’m fondue you.
Dublin over in laughter.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Drink happy thoughts.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Just brew it!
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
You’re brew-tiful!
Irish I may, Irish I might.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
I sulfur when you argon.
I call the shots.
Sip, sip, horray!
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
You are pitcher perfect.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
We’re in a-green-ment.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Time to spruce things up.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Eggs-cuse me."
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
I love you meow and forever.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
"Eggs love you."
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
I whale always love you.
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