I sulfur when you argon.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
The pint’s the limit.
You are pitcher perfect.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I “lub” you.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
The snuggle is real.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
I call the shots.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
That look soots you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I love you dairy much.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Dublin’ the fun.
"That's all, yolks."
I dig you a hole lot.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
You snow the drill.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Birch, please.
Say it ain’t snow.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
We have great chemis-tree.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Snow on and snow forth.
Shake your shamrocks.
Gold riddance.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Life is brew-tiful!
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