Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Birch, please.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
I’m feelin’ pine.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
"Happy eggster."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
It's ice to meet you.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Time to spruce things up.
You sleigh me.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Believe in your elf.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I fence-y you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Who’s your paddy?
I call the shots.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Fir sure.
"For peep's sake."
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Sleigh, what?!
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
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