What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Every piece of you is sweet.
"Just don't carrot all."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
"No eggs-cuses."
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I'm fondue you, it's true
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Hold on for deer life.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
You have a pizza my heart.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
You're the ruler of my heart.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
I love you meow and forever.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
He’s an elf-made man.
I loaf you.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
You’re my pot of gold.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Snow on and snow forth.
Yule be sorry.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
You better beer-live it!
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
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