I can heartly wait to see you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
You have a pizza my heart.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Burst into cheers!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Distill my beating heart.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Yule be sorry.
Dublin over in laughter.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
I'm snow bored.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Can’t pinch this.
You shamrock my world.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Snow thank you.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
"I've found some bunny to love."
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Treat yo'elf.
The snuggle is real.
I only have ice for you.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Beer-lieve it or not!
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Gold riddance.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
It’s worth a shot.
"You crack me up."
You are spud-tacular.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
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