"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Look for a rainbow connection.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Thank brew very much.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Don’t give into beer pressure.
"Just don't carrot all."
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"No eggs-cuses."
"There's no bunny like you."
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Yule be sorry.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
My love for you simply radiates.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Beer-lieve it or not!
You're the ruler of my heart.
You’re my pot of gold.
"Eggs love you."
The snuggle is real.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Drink happy thoughts.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
It takes one to snow one.
It’s worth a shot.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Who needs luck? I have charm.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
I whale always love you.
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