Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
It takes one to snow one.
I think you’re dandelion.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
You shamrock my world.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
"For peep's sake."
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I’m elf-taught.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Burst into cheers!
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
As it snow happens.
"Happy eggster."
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“Feliz navi-dog!”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Get clover it, babe.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
He’s an elf-made man.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Let’s take an elfie.
"Just don't carrot all."
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
My love for you simply radiates.
Beer-lieve it or not!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Up to snow good.
I call the shots.
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