I'm fondue you, it's true
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Paddy like a rockstar.
I only have ice for you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I'm snow bored.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Let’s take an elfie.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Yule be sorry.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Look for a rainbow connection.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
"Happy eggster."
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Burst into cheers!
You are pitcher perfect.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
The snuggle is real.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Best in snow.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Irish you luck.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
I love you dairy much.
Cutest clover in the patch.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
I’m fondue you.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
"You can't beat me."
I find you very a-peeling.
Wear green, or leaf.
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