Who’s your paddy?
You are pitcher perfect.
Yule be sorry.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
"Eggs-cuse me."
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
"Some bunny loves you."
Deja brew all over again.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I find you very a-peeling.
Resting Grinch face.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
She has high elf-esteem.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Your presents is requested.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Fir sure.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
We make a great pear
I have the final sleigh.
He’s an elf-made man.
He’s my pinch charming.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
We’re in a-green-ment.
It’s worth a shot.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
"You're a real good egg."
It's ice to meet you.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
"No eggs-cuses."
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
"Eggs love you."
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You sleigh me.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
People are always after me lucky charms.
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