The guy who invented the watch must have had a lot of time on his hands
Working the poker table at the casino with my new prosthetic hand is going to be a challenge,
But I’ll learn to deal with it.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What do you call a guy that hands out free kebabs to the hungry?
A Döner.
I punched my monitor and now my hand really hertz.
My daughter was just complaining about washing dishes by hand
I told her, “well... it’s better than washing them by foot.”
Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey."
"Some parts are missing."
Two detectives interrogate a 37 year old mute man. The detectives give the man a notepad which he scribbles on for a few seconds, and hands back to them.
"I'll never talk."
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
I'll fight you with my bear hands.
Oh, deer.
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