Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey."
"Some parts are missing."
Well, you have to hand it to relay runners, don't you?
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Some guy wanted to charge me a bunch of money for a second hand bouncy house.
But I wasn't sure if that was something I really wanted to jump into.
I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
It is kneadless, to say.
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?
Linoleum Blownapart.
You really gotta hand it to short people, because they can't reach it on their own.
Why are hands so reliable?
Because you can always count on them.
I tried my hand at cinematography, but it didn't really pan out.
Working as a dock hand is hard,
but it's wharf it.