Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey."
"Some parts are missing."
Well, you have to hand it to relay runners, don't you?
I punched my monitor and now my hand really hertz.
Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand.
Stop, drop and roll
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.
An AXEIDENT.
You really gotta hand it to short people, because they can't reach it on their own.
I auditioned to be a carpenter’s hand.
Nailed it.
I'll fight you with my bear hands.
Oh, deer.
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?
Linoleum Blownapart.
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