My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
We called her Auntie Up.
How does the Pope dry his hands?
He uses a Papal towel.
My sister asked me to hand her lipstick but i handed her a glue stick instead
She still won’t talk to me
A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb
But math will make you number.
Working as a dock hand is hard,
but it's wharf it.
I was walking down an alley in Scotland when I found a severed man's hand...
I wonder if he was kilt.
Restrooms in restaurants often have a sign saying "Employees must wash hands".
But after waiting hours, no one has ever helped me with mine!
Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand.
Stop, drop and roll
Always think hard before you get married because on one hand you have a cool ring but on the other hand you don’t.
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
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