You really gotta hand it to short people, because they can't reach it on their own.
I punched my monitor and now my hand really hertz.
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?
Linoleum Blownapart.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
My daughter was just complaining about washing dishes by hand
I told her, “well... it’s better than washing them by foot.”
Well, you have to hand it to relay runners, don't you?
A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb
But math will make you number.
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.
An AXEIDENT.
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