Why did the T-Rex only sell hand-guns?
He was a small-arms dealer.
I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
It is kneadless, to say.
Well, you have to hand it to relay runners, don't you?
My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
We called her Auntie Up.
How does the Pope dry his hands?
He uses a Papal towel.
I'll fight you with my bear hands.
Oh, deer.
I auditioned to be a carpenter’s hand.
Nailed it.
What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.
An AXEIDENT.
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
A lady stormed off when I asked about her hand bag.
Maybe the question was to pursonal.
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