Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.