The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
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