The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.