What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
Why was the man with a beard in pain?
Because he had a must ache.
What do you call James Bond with no beard ?
Agent Zero Zero Shaven.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Shear size.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
What makes your mouth sad?
A tongue depressor.
If a T-Rex slipped and broke its nose would it would need a dinoplasty?
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
Daughter: I think I'm going to put my hair in a bun tomorrow.
Dad: We're all out. You'll have to use bread.
What do you call a line of men out on the lawn, having sausages and waiting to have a haircut and shave?
A barber queue.
My daughter asked me if I could put her hair in a bun. I said...
“I could but I think the baker might object”.
If Colgate kills 99.9% of bacterias in mouth, what does Colgate sensitive do?
It kills 99.9% without hurting their feelings.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye
Turns out she was seeing someone else.
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Aaarrrgan oil.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
I've got 4 eyes, 3 legs, 1 tail, and 12 toes. What am I?
A liar.
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
A receipting hairline
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