his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
My head hurt and I had a really runny nose during math class
I think i had a sin(x) infection.
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.
My little sister came to my room with a lighbulb in her mouth. I asked her "what in the world are you doing?"
She said "I'm having a light snack."
I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today.
Now my jaw’s all methed up.
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
I bought a wig for a dollar...
It was a small price toupee.
Why did dad shave his daughters barbie?
She wanted 100 doll hairs.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."
I think your supposed to use a razor.
My eye doctor’s office is at the shopping mall.
She’s an Opthemallogist.
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
What hairstyle did Moses get at the hairdressers?
A middle parting.
I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.
It said, "You look ugly without a beard."
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Shear size.
What do you call friends with airpods in their ears
Earbuds.
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